My hair is getting a bit longer. Toy Story 3 is a great movie. Nick slept over last night and we made another funny video dressed as Suit-and-Tie-Northern-Plaid-Terrorists-With-Nice-Socks. Mystery Science Theater 3000 is still funny. I'm still excited for the Arcade Fire show. Saira's coming home in two days. I got my teeth cleaned. I hate dentists more than anyone else on Earth. My mom's shoes came down from the tree. I don't want to think about school for at least another month. Pepsi is satisfactory at best in can form. I have a caffeine addiction, somewhat. It's humid. Comedians hardly ever make me laugh. I saw frogs today. My Uncle Brian left PA today. Saira is basically moved in now. I still like the Wolf Parade album i got. Warm soda literally makes me depressed. I saw the second half of District 9 today, it was pretty awesome.
Yes, goodnight.
This is a young man and his blog. It was created in order to express my thoughts and share my life with people without exceeding the character limit of a Facebook status.
Thursday, July 15
Monday, July 12
Min Blog.
I have recently become infatuated with the Norwegian song, "Min Dag" by Age Aleksandersen. It's a wonderfullly catchy song used in the comedy-horror movie, Dead Snow. I watched this Norwegian movie with my brother one night on Netflix. It's about a group of college students who stay in a cabin in the snowy mountains of Norway. Apparently, there are some frozen Nazies underground who want their money back from the cabin, and they need to kill people to get it. The Nazies terrorized the town back when they were alive, and looted the town for it's money, and eventually the villagers fought back and chased them into the mountains, freezing them to death. But, they come back as frozen zombies. What luck for them college kids. At first, me and my brother laughed and mocked the movie for being an utterly laughable horror movie that just plain sucked. But recently, we found out it was a comedy. Which makes it even funnier. There's a scene with that really good song in it, and the two remaining guys get a bunch of weapons and attack a hoard of Zombies. The happy religious music makes the fight scene hilariously entertaining. But it's a song that got stuck in my head, so i looked it up and bought it immediately. I have Verizon now, but my TV basically died right as we start using it. My Uncle Brian is still in town and we hang out a bunch, like today. He's a funny guy. My mom is officially forty-nine years old now. I went fishing for the first time in my life the other day with my brother. We did it under the covered bridge on Rapps Dam Road, right next to Saira's new house. We also traveled down the creek. My brother lit some fireworks off over the water, and the sparks and smoke would rain down on the water. And the smoke balls would float down the creek(French Creek), spin around, and, well, shoot smoke. I caught two crayfish(accidentally) and two sucker fishes. It was pretty fun. Really fun, actually. It's exciting to see what you can get and how you approach the catching of it. We saw a big snapping turtle, some big Carp we weren't able to catch, and I saw a big red worm-looking fish. Also, i caught a sucker fish, and i didn't feel like getting him off the hook(he was eventually inadvertently named Tim) so i cast him back out into the water, but i overshot it and he smacked into a rock on the other side of the River. Hilarity for us, tradegy for Timothy. So i reeled him back through a couple bushes, accidentally smacking him on more rocks, and we tried to revive him, but i think he eventually died. Poor Tim. Me and Nick got my mom's shoes(the ones i wear) stuck in our tree today. We went to a diner tonight(me, mom, Mike) in Exton, and i had a good feeling about our waitress liking Mike. I just had a good vibe about her, a vibe that made me think Mike would have a chance with her. She looked at him a bunch, and laughed at his jokes. But, no dice. I was thoroughly crestfallen. Even other guys at other tables were hitting on her with no results whatsoever too, and she didn't seem to like it. They ended up circling the diner later and shining green lasers in on us. Haha. What a night. I almost went into Giant shirtless with a hairlip and one closed eye, but i didn't. I was really hyper.
Tuesday, July 6
Black Blogs / Bad Vibrations.
So, they didn't take my youtube video off for having that piano ditty. They just advertised the song under my video. Which is good. I ended up sticking a bunch of firecrackers in the heads of these little stuffed kangaroos i got at the Dogwood Fair and setting their faces on fire. It was fun, and they are basically okay. They just have big ashy holes in their heads. I put three in at once at one point, which left my right ear ringing, so i'm never trying that again. But i had never set those off before, and now i get the hype. Haha. Saira's in the process of moving now. She's got a nice, old house in a nature-type area with a creek. They have a creepy springhouse, a creepy smokehouse, and a barn. It's nice from the outside, but i haven't seen the inside, but apparently it's really nice. She says me coming over will be less of a hassle once she moves in, and we'll have more places to hang out, other than just her living room couch. Her current room in her small apartment above Ott's Garage is overflowing with junk from previous ages. But her new room is huge and clear. So, that's good news. I'm happy for them. She'll be working this week, in the Outer Banks next week, and coming back to a new house the next week. And about two weeks after that, i'll be chillin' with ARCADE FIRE! Not that it's more important than Saira's life or anything. Today, she is sorting toys and junk she doesn't want. Man, if i could be helping her right now. I love organizing like that. My ear is ringing, i just blew up four firecrackers. I set off two in a Nectarine and basically blew it open. I also set off one in a Kangaroo's head. One was just left on the ground, unblown-up. That one hurt my ears. It's humid, that's why the gas lighter thing won't work well. Well, that's my theory. I have a full pack left for my brother, whom is lost somewhere in Pennsylvania at the moment. He won't pick up his cell phone.
Monday, July 5
I Want A Blog While I'm Still Young.
I recently created a character for youtube videos. His name is Sidnee, and he was made with the articles of clothing in my house that looked funniest together. He's Canadian, and battles physical and mental disabilities. He has a hairlip and a lazy eye. He goes to night school. He wears very large jackets and a hunter's fuzzy cap. He also wears broken glasses. His dad Stephen is very proud of his child, and he wears cowboy hats. If you have any interest in seeing the videos i did with this character, click the link from the previous blog to my youtube channel. My username is toughbail456. When i made this videos, i genuinely fell like 5 times, which is great material. I hope i get some darn recognition for my videos someday, and not just from people who have pity for me. This morning has been nice. I was awoken by a hardcore Modest Mouse song on my iPod. And i had a strange dream. For one of my new videos, a strange piano ditty was playing QUIETLY on the TV, and youtube told me it was someone else's content and they might take my video off. I didn't even know it was playing, for Pete's sake. Man, Pete must be a great guy, everything is for his sake. The fireworks last night in Downtown were fantastic. Saira and my mom's family all watched it together. My Uncle Joe gave me three packs of firecrackers. And i am interested in the possibilites.
Sunday, July 4
A Moment, A Blog.
Recently, i have been changing my youtube channel to make it more popular with people. I changed the titles to be a little more catchy, i have added eight new videos i never posted and new hilarious ones with Nick, i have advertised it to people and added more friends, and done other small techniques to get my material known. It's not noticeably working, but i did realize that i never get 3 views on a video on it's first day. So, that's something. Hopefully, in time, my videos will blow up with views and praises from random people. I had many heat-induced nightmares this morning. Well, just bad dreams. Then some weird ones. And so did my mom. I'm having a July 4th party with my mom's family tonight, and Saira is invited. I had a nice night with her yesterday. And my cousin Kelly is in town, my Uncle Brian's daughter. He took me and Saira and Kelly to Rita's yesterday, and once i told him where Nick lived by accident, he went by his house and forced him to come with. And we're going to watch the fireworks with them tonight too. I hope the new Arcade Fire album is as great as it seems it will be. If you want to laugh and don't mind thinking of me as an insane little tormented teen, then i suggest you watch my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/toughbail456
Saturday, July 3
Month Of Blog.
I am still super excited about seeing Arcade Fire at the Mann Center for Performing Arts. I got box seats, which look pretty good, but a bit further away then i would like. But hey, at least I'm there. Saira's coming over today because she's moving this week and going to the Outer Banks in North Carolina next week. Arcade Fire is a wonderful band for all tastes. My brother tricked me into thinking they were sold out, and my hopes were crushed, but then my eyes were lit up with joy when i realized he was joking. He showed me the tickets, and i treated them as i would a talking butterfly. I quickly wrote all the info on the envelope and put it on the fridge. My lucky number is 2, and my brother's is 8. And the show is on 8/2/10, and he got me a box seat in box 28. CRAZY. I know I'll have fun. I cannot wait. I get more excited every time i see a video of them playing live. They are very crazy live and do crazy stuff, and i am sweating with anticipation. I slept over Nick's house last night. Good fun. I shot a paint ball for the first time in my life at an old chair with a smiley face on it that i drew. I like the song Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap. Great vocals. It's Colton favorite song, coincidentally. I like to dance to the band, MGMT..alone in my home. Nick is a very energetic guy, i don't how he does it. He'll wake up with 3 hours of nighttime sleep and want to go on an adventure. I am a genuine adventurer, but i need 12 hours of sleep before i move a muscle. And it gets annoying. He'll annoy the crap out of me until i finally get up, then he'll annoy me to go outside. But hey, that's a good quality, right? I like my new hair cut. Most of the time. My brother and sister went to the Mountains to meet up with their family. When they started driving away from the house, i chased them down with a Civil War hat using my wiffleball bat as a gun, wearing my mom's floppy shoes. That's all for now.
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